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Happy Friendversary Laura! 2019-01-25T13:15:24.000Z

“Are millennial causing a sex recession.” Is a news topic I did not expect to hear on the TV at the store. 2019-01-23T14:04:34.000Z

“genitalia is extra and we’re a non-profit!” 2019-01-19T14:45:52.000Z

Me: “Eat your food. It’s yummy!” Willow: “Dad! You can’t do this. You can’t do this to your kids.”

I Feel Pretty Spoilers . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Are we just gonna ignore the fact that Avery was totally hitting on Renae in I Feel Pretty? 2019-01-14T04:50:01.000Z

I made this half-pony half-monkey monster to please you, but I get the feeling you don’t like it. What’s with all the screaming?! 2019-01-14T01:22:51.000Z

“So I watched this Birdcage movie that everyone is talking about, but there was no Sandra Bullock in it! And it wasn’t very scary.” 2019-01-05T19:09:24.000Z

Willow: “I don’t like Odin. He’s on my nice list, but at the very bottom.” 2019-01-10T03:07:04.000Z

Last night I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda… 2019-01-06T03:19:50.000Z