Month: October 2019

Donald Trump really ruined red hats. I can’t walk into an HEB without constantly doing double-takes… 2019-06-18T22:52:23.000Z

The look on my son’s face when I told him Kirby sucks was a Rollercoaster and I’m here for it. 2019-06-16T20:29:49.000Z

OH: “Apple is really dropping the ball. I mean, I have a $1000 monitor stand too, but it’s three college textbooks.” 2019-06-11T21:59:17.000Z

http://bit.ly/2I3usqg I want a tattoo that says how cool I am, but is honest about it… 2019-06-08T00:03:41.000Z